Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saskatoon, Canada
Who?
Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate, asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML
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Awkward_Science 2
Man, burglars are getting lazy.
sniperkit 10
I think that you need new locks, maybe? Or.. you know.. use your current ones.
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
Don't hurt him! It's just the guy who played in the previous spiderman! He's so depressed about being replaced, he sleeps on random people's couches. No? Ok
superhumangambit 4
Don't worry, it's just your friendly neighborhood rapist.
outoftown 27
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Bebbo_fml 21
Maybe the person mistook it as their house lolz
outoftown 27
A drunken relative just got arrested for something similar. He thought is was his mother's new house, and tried to get in.
I_Has_A_Fishy 12
Maybe she was dreaming. Or you have a resident ghost...
br0ccoli 15
Make sure you still have your underwear. Couch crashers are sometimes panty raiders too.
smartkid33 3
Umm call some people to back u up when u check it out
maemadness 2
Too much to drink the previous night?
teresee 8
So get up and go see who it is.
illegallyblonde 3
stranger danger !
Notyourrobot13 5
Well that is awkward....