Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saskatoon, Canada
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Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate, asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML
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Awkward_Science 2
Man, burglars are getting lazy.
sniperkit 10
I think that you need new locks, maybe? Or.. you know.. use your current ones.
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sniperkit 10
I think that you need new locks, maybe? Or.. you know.. use your current ones.
ImJK_fml 0
I'm gonna sound stupid but the same thing actually happened to me except it was a dog that broke into my house.
Lexi_princess 3
Humans are getting dumber and animals are getting smarter.
boofgall 16
27- Was your comment meant to be ironic?
boofgall 16
27- Was your comment meant to be ironic?
boofgall 16
27- Was your comment meant to be ironic?
mikeofthunder 13
38 - no, I think it was just accidentally stupid
wisecatlady123 11
#27 True story, mate.
Kng21 0
It wasn't the "friend" that got it, it was the roommate that let the "friend" in.
Awkward_Science 2
Man, burglars are getting lazy.
Psych101 9
Yeah, what is wrong with America when even a burglar won't do an honest day's work?
Qandol 26
Don't blame America or Americans, its everywhere and every countries, not just in America, think before you speak next time.
MizzErikaHart 8
Anyway, they're in Canada.
Qandol 26
Plus OP is from Canada not US
hatesfate 6
Psych101 - I dunno about that but what's up with your countries education on Geography?
Lexi_princess 3
Americans are known to be lazy and Canadians are not known for that.
Psych101 9
14/16- I live in America, I wasn't trying to blame it or Americans. It was just a joke (and apparently not a very good one). Although your second comment was a good point. I didn't notice OP lived in Canada, thanks.
hatesfate 6
18 - what's this about Canada's ares?
Lexi_princess 3
Why slam any country? We don't even know who or why a random person is crashing on another random persons couch.
whyusofat 17
Its canada i heard they dont bother locking doors up there. *shrugs* The guy was probably drunk for all we know.
cliffibom 15
#2 beat you by 12 minutes
niall92 6
40 - you heard wrong. unless you're in a really good neighborhood its pretty dangerous to leave your door unlocked. maybe during the day when people are in and out of the house its fine but at night its just as dangerous. i think americans overestimate the difference between canada and the usa.
MissMae93 23
I agree with 55. I NEVER leave the house without locking up, daytime or nighttime. At my boyfriend's apartment I insist that he lock the doors even when we're home. Just the other day a guy was jumped by ELEVEN other guys in the park just a few meters away and the sound of gun shots is pretty normal in that area. It's not all rainbows and maple syrup here, let me tell you.
coolboy675 16
55- You can blame Michael Moore for that overestimation
Sandman366 6
50: I've actually woken up before to find some random stranger on my couch. Was drunk trying to get home and managed to stumble into the wrong house. Happened a couple of years ago, still creepy and yet amusing today.
court_f 8
All depends where you live in Canada I guess. I live in a military town and we don't lock out doors, ever really. Even when we're gone a couple days. Then again it is small military town, where everyone says "hi" lol
ebonyirony 29
2- mine get Cheerios in the morning
forever12 8
At least they weren't in her bed.
Krirn 21
Or in their chairs. Or ate their porridge. ******* Goldilocks.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
They shoulda ate that bitch.
RedPillSucks 33
who knows. She could have been passed out and some one came in and "had their way" with her. Or... or when she says "I have no idea who she's talking about", she really means that she doesn't know the name of the person she had sex with last night.
Bluekaren16 19
She is probably the idiot that let that bum in.
mintcar 10
Your house seems to be a great home got the homeless.
mintcar 10
For *
TriflingAllDay 6
Alot of places like that are.
kittenvks 11
39- your picture reminds me of the power rangers every time I see it :)
lolfood 24
You have been broken into :o
Lunaa94 6
They broke into OP? I'd love to see how that works.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Watch ****.
Sliver1991 26
Sounds like it's from the Rape category.
Krirn 21
So this is where the other OP who got her home burglarized left her sleeping BF.
LiyIa_fml 8
Wake the bum up and kick him/her out.
cassiels28297 0
Move out, now!
onlychildFTW 34
Why???
lajaynay 15
That seems a bit drastic, eh?
zandalee 20
Maybe your being haunted? Think about it...
TriflingAllDay 6
Dude wtf.
zandalee 20
Yeah I know... I have been watching way too many horror movies lately.
cliffibom 15
There was a random person sleeping on OP's couch. Not a ghost.
zandalee 20
Right. Got that scoobi
mikeofthunder 13
Actually it was OP's roommate who "saw" the "person", leaving plenty of "mystery" for whether it was a ghost or not!
mikeofthunder 13
Hmm.. Maybe I should go easy on the horror movies too.. And the "inverted commas" :/