Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saskatoon, Canada
Who?
Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate, asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML
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Awkward_Science 2
Man, burglars are getting lazy.
sniperkit 10
I think that you need new locks, maybe? Or.. you know.. use your current ones.
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Comments (36)
keven501 12
Jeez even people robbing you these days are lazy
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Be a good host, greet him with a cup of coffee.
gavo 8
... to the face
Rodders_SOTC 1
It was a comfy couch, thanks. Sorry I couldn't find the bathroom :/
BeRealB 4
Pull an LL Cool J and break his nose and jaw
AholeCop 11
guy on couch - half baked
numbersystem 4
Wait a second! I dont even have a couch!!!
outoftown 27
The intruder is an anti-burglar. He brings his own furniture IN.
afairshake 8
Um yikes that would scare me into buying an alarm system and some new locks that's pretty scary it could have been anyone
lonelytrevor 5
Maybe this is an opportunity to make a new friend!
KVKdragon 26
I hope you told her to call 911. You never know what kind of person the trespasser can be :(
PamChopsWithMint 5
Tell her to get out NOW!