Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML
Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, in an attempt to support and encourage my efforts in getting a new job, my boyfriend said, "Imagine having triple what's in your bank account right now!" Triple what's in my bank account right now would be exactly $38.94. FML
Today, I excitedly went to check this week's paycheck, only to see that I only received $9.00. This isn't a mistake, this is really what I make. FML
Today, I finally got a raise after years of hard work! Excited, I went on a shopping spree, but as I checked the latest prices, it turns out that my extra income barely covers the increase in my grocery bill. Thanks, inflation. FML
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Top comments
BootheGhost 6
Every bit counts! Especially in this economy...
PrincessCastiel 27
Awww, times are rough everywhere OP :(
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Comments (106)
BigDaddy95 3
I know the feeling
tyson27 2
have you heard of network marketing? great part-time business to start bringing in residual income! after a while you'll never need a J.O.B. (Just Over Broke) again! ;-)
chazzywazzy654 22
It's more than my $0.88 DX
CryoShock 14
1.23? What a coincidence.
Getty95 13
Better than having debt!
Mandadity 3
on a positive note. you could afford redbox for a night. (In Oregon it's $1.20/a night). :)
BeachGirl27 23
Yup, I can relate. My bank balance is $3.70 or thereabouts but it was a dollar something a week ago - I guess I've made some savings! Go ahead - shoot me to put me out of my misery!
denziepooh101 3
Hahah funny!! But um yeah sux to be u bro
jpbaseball3 1
Sounds like a problem I would have
Dopeshit_fml 4
that actually hurts lol