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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Very funny, ha ha
Today, my 20 year-old son thought it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9
If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D
Jessi_the_sexii 0
that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage
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Freeze_fml 16
Sounds like you need faster reflexes.
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Today, I realized I still keep in contact, and even drive around with, my 20 year old son. FML
Freeze_fml 16
Cool story, bro.
MyChemical_fml 0
It's funny cuz you got a ticket for having an immature 20 year old son.. hah stole Lego's line :D
Freeze_fml 16
I did not get a ticket and I do not have a 20 year old son.
cookiemobzta 0
old man. BEAT. HIS. ASS. do it with a sack of oranges. it wont leave bruise and it lets them know whos boss
Themistocles_fml 0
Make him pay for the ticket.
Freeze_fml 16
There is no old man in this FML.
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Freeze, I know you are the center of attention in your autistic and narcissistic mind, but we weren't talking to you, and if this is a facetious attempt at humor, it needs work.
Freeze_fml 16
My bad, I thought you retards knew what the definition of "reply" meant. Mistake on my part, of course.
beautikill 4
lol! calm down people!
Intoxicunt 5
#33, Autistic? Really? Man, if you're desperate for an insult but want to sound original and witty, pull out a thesaurus. Look up "idiot" and go from there. Or you could always shut the **** up and learn what the REPLY button is meant for.
Arsonnist 3
On mine it says "threadjack," not "reply." Anyway, that's a very fun thing to randomly decide to do.
megamandude455 10
go intoxicunt. and btw #33 why DONT you shut the **** up? I'M autistic. and thanks cause you just hurt my feelings!! na not really. but I am autistic, and I do feel insulted. so next time you decide to STICK YOUR GODDAMN FOOT IN YOUR ******* MOUTH, *THINK* ABOUT WHO READS THESE COMMENTS!!
legonut4wannabe 0
it's funny because you hangout with your 20 year old son, and he made you get a ticket.
bubbarific 0
in Soviet Russia, seat buckle you!
Nena713 0
#33 I'm surprised your comment didn't mysteriously dissapear.
legonut4 0
it's funny because he took off your seatbelt so you got a ticket for mo reason
TheShay 0
#1, you have a really cute dog :3
ztate 0
hahaha I love freeze
kocoman500 2
ahahahaa good one XD
Intoxicunt 5
We only care because he called Freeze some ****** up names just for sardonically implying people should use the reply feature properly or at least make it obvious who they are and aren't addressing.
soonersbaby21 0
freeze, I think you're awesome. don't listen to 33. he's just a dumbass looking for attention because he has nothing better to do with his life.
xxgallardolp560 5
What are the chances that the OP made a typo and meant to write "2 year old son"?
rene22 18
Freeze ftw
SeeBrendenBurn 0
All of you sensitive little bunnies have successfully been trolled. And #46, you really hurt my feelings. Thanks for reminding me that I don't have any feet to shove in my nonexistent mouth. ):
Freeze_fml 16
Sorry, that wasn't trolling. Good try, though.
SeeBrendenBurn 0
As defined by Urban Dictionary, I have been.
Freeze_fml 16
A troll doesn't reveal that he was trolling. Sorry you got your ass verbally kicked, but you're not going to land on that excuse.
bamditzki 0
ydi for having a son
Trumane 4
Reply: a statement or acknowledgment made in response in what way does your comment (or most of these or mine for that matter) relate to #1?
lovelydefiance89 0
77, that's what I was thinking. It would be funny either way. :)
superguppy19 3
Struck asshole
KianaCaca 10
That is funny :D
Cheeznibbler 0
Not.
dudeitsdanny 9
If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D
korie22_fml 0
completely agree broseph =]
Jessi_the_sexii 0
that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage
swimmerstud 7
^^WIN! :D
Jessi_the_sexii 0
thats wut i would do haha just sayin
scarletscribblez 0
Hahaha ur son is sooo smart :P
Cassiebangz 0
I would love 2 meet him!(:
Jessicaa96145 0
I'm sorry, but your sons a win xD should have made him pay half the ticket though, not all. You helped make him after all :)
lalagurl5 0
im pretty the husband did too;)
lalagurl5 0
Smart son. Is his name Einstein?
PincheEdgarr 0
agree with # ten:)
peter_saurusREX 0
Slap him in the face with a piece of ham lol
SirWhatsHisFace 0
The son could be a vegetarian, in which case he could slap him in the face with a piece of broccoli.
Ubehage 32
In that case, that is exactly why you would choose a ham. Why go easy on him?
lalagurl5 0
uhhmmm he could be slapped wit ham and be a veggietarian but brocoli stinks and gives u gas. its gross
SirWhatsHisFace 0
No I bet Jesus came down and unbuckled your seatbelt.
skyttlz 32
lol