Very funny, ha ha

By anne - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my 20 year-old son thought it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 997
You deserved it 4 213

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dudeitsdanny 9

If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D

that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage


Sounds like you need faster reflexes.

Today, I realized I still keep in contact, and even drive around with, my 20 year old son. FML

Cool story, bro.

MyChemical_fml 0

It's funny cuz you got a ticket for having an immature 20 year old son.. hah stole Lego's line :D

I did not get a ticket and I do not have a 20 year old son.

old man. BEAT. HIS. ASS. do it with a sack of oranges. it wont leave bruise and it lets them know whos boss

Themistocles_fml 0

Make him pay for the ticket.

There is no old man in this FML.

Freeze, I know you are the center of attention in your autistic and narcissistic mind, but we weren't talking to you, and if this is a facetious attempt at humor, it needs work.

My bad, I thought you retards knew what the definition of "reply" meant. Mistake on my part, of course.

lol! calm down people!

#33, Autistic? Really? Man, if you're desperate for an insult but want to sound original and witty, pull out a thesaurus. Look up "idiot" and go from there. Or you could always shut the **** up and learn what the REPLY button is meant for.

Arsonnist 3

On mine it says "threadjack," not "reply." Anyway, that's a very fun thing to randomly decide to do.

megamandude455 10

go intoxicunt. and btw #33 why DONT you shut the **** up? I'M autistic. and thanks cause you just hurt my feelings!! na not really. but I am autistic, and I do feel insulted. so next time you decide to STICK YOUR GODDAMN FOOT IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, *THINK* ABOUT WHO READS THESE COMMENTS!!

legonut4wannabe 0

it's funny because you hangout with your 20 year old son, and he made you get a ticket.

bubbarific 0

in Soviet Russia, seat buckle you!

#33 I'm surprised your comment didn't mysteriously dissapear.

it's funny because he took off your seatbelt so you got a ticket for mo reason

#1, you have a really cute dog :3

ztate 0

hahaha I love freeze

ahahahaa good one XD

We only care because he called Freeze some ****** up names just for sardonically implying people should use the reply feature properly or at least make it obvious who they are and aren't addressing.

freeze, I think you're awesome. don't listen to 33. he's just a dumbass looking for attention because he has nothing better to do with his life.

What are the chances that the OP made a typo and meant to write "2 year old son"?

rene22 18

Freeze ftw

All of you sensitive little bunnies have successfully been trolled. And #46, you really hurt my feelings. Thanks for reminding me that I don't have any feet to shove in my nonexistent mouth. ):

Sorry, that wasn't trolling. Good try, though.

As defined by Urban Dictionary, I have been.

A troll doesn't reveal that he was trolling. Sorry you got your ass verbally kicked, but you're not going to land on that excuse.

ydi for having a son

Reply: a statement or acknowledgment made in response in what way does your comment (or most of these or mine for that matter) relate to #1?

77, that's what I was thinking. It would be funny either way. :)

superguppy19 3

Struck asshole

KianaCaca 10

That is funny :D

Cheeznibbler 0


dudeitsdanny 9

If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D

completely agree broseph =]

that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage

thats wut i would do haha just sayin

scarletscribblez 0

Hahaha ur son is sooo smart :P

Cassiebangz 0

I would love 2 meet him!(:

I'm sorry, but your sons a win xD should have made him pay half the ticket though, not all. You helped make him after all :)

lalagurl5 0

im pretty the husband did too;)

lalagurl5 0

Smart son. Is his name Einstein?

agree with # ten:)

peter_saurusREX 0

Slap him in the face with a piece of ham lol

SirWhatsHisFace 0

The son could be a vegetarian, in which case he could slap him in the face with a piece of broccoli.

In that case, that is exactly why you would choose a ham. Why go easy on him?

lalagurl5 0

uhhmmm he could be slapped wit ham and be a veggietarian but brocoli stinks and gives u gas. its gross

SirWhatsHisFace 0

No I bet Jesus came down and unbuckled your seatbelt.

skyttlz 32