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Ugly truth

Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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you need to teach her some manners

lilgirly89102 0

you raised her

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That is rather harsh... Also very funny, though I imagine not so much for you!

This is truly funny. She will grow up to be a comedian.

systemfreak17 0

drop kick that lil bitch imo

135 that is definitely not true. Why would you be able to punch your kid until they are 13? That makes no sense.

that kid doesn't realize that it's also in her genes..

I say you round up a bunch of relatives and let them tell her how she looks exactly like you that ought to learn the little bitch.

6 year old: 1 OP: 0

bitch

Just get a cane and start smacking her.

moomoomeow2 7

tell her that since she's yours, she's ugly too. Jk, that's a bad idea :D.