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Ugly truth

Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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you need to teach her some manners

lilgirly89102 0

you raised her

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Psh, wait till that kid gets older and starts getting the "You look just like your mother!" comments. Karma is a b*tch.

Lol, smart kid.

i don't know (or care) where you live, but in Australia there's this amazing thing called right to speech. wihich gives me the right to say what ever the **** I feel like! :) kthanks and it looks DISCUSTING! I wouldn't be able to leave the house like that!:s

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but this is a website, not Australian soil.

Is there a "right to be a dumbass" clause in the Australian constitution, too?

I love this six year old hahaha

punch her in her nose so it's ugly, too. she'll learn

205 - I think you need to look up the definition of "disgusting", provided you can spell it right. Hair is hair, coloured or not.

michiganfan 0

good job raising your child...

what a cute kid