By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML
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  TheMalygos  |  21

@1 Im sure waiting and making losing your virginity that special moment when you know you want to stay with this person forever shouldn't be rushed, you should stop trying to be like the idiots of society and be normal for once

By  wallythedolly  |  0

F your grandma's life.

Today, I fell off the toilet and got stuck between it and the wall. I'm not making this up. My grandson had to come home from his date with his girlfriend to rescue me. FML.

  MickGold  |  8

302- 261 don't have a pic cuz they know no one wants to see their face and that's why they have to make other people feel like shit. To take out their insecurities out on others.

260- you are beautiful. Fuck those assholes who say otherwise(:

By  Ohnoitslindsay  |  0

Poor grandma!

If you've been in the relationship for 2 years and have both decided that you're ready, it will happen. There will be plenty of opportunities in the future. It's good that you helped out Grandma when she needed it.

By  PureGold  |  0

AWW, poor her!! Was she okay? :(
And your situations kind of sucked too, but you were being a good grandson'll have other opportunities to be with your girlfriend.

And I totally believe this happened xP. My dad once fainted in the bathroom, and his head went through the glass shower door.

By  Seegtease  |  0

Meh. Annoying, but if you were both ready anyway, you'll have another chance soon enough. At least you didn't ignore your grandma, that'd have been a dick thing to do.