By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia

Spicy
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0

Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.

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amerwin 3

haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

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Mere155 0

Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award

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chelsc 0

wait, u were afraid that u would create an awkward situation w a boner, but isn't it just as awkward that u had to put ur hands down ur pants at some point?! FAIL

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LevyLove 17

hmmmm u must have a huge... ;) lol that is an award all in itself 

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1frostedcupcake 0

lmfao hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhaahahah

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bobbybill0519 7

HAHAHAHAHA........ fake

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Rubybabeexx 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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glambert1998 0

geez u got turned on by a trophie,too bad ur prob singal

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bethluvsyou 15

You type with bad grammar? To bad, you're probably a high school dropout.

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Independantlove 0

*snickers* hehehe that musta been quite a show on stage ;D Good job! Id say sucks to be you, but its too funny to pity you. xD

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chelsc 0

must of been the award for biggest douche bag.... and the award goes to..... this guy who just pulled his junk out of the top of his pants!

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