Miscellaneous: Today, while trying to delete my calls logged from the last two...

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By Xobubblyxo - 10/08/2016 21:18 - United States - Berkeley

Today, while trying to delete my calls logged from the last two months, I accidentally called my ex and now he thinks I'm obsessed with him. FML

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Eldslibo 20

Thursday 11 August 2016 12:00

Yeah, because one call equals obsession... Either this is not your first call since the break up, or he's really overacting. If it's the latter it's probably a good thing that you're not together anymore.

xx000o 27

Thursday 11 August 2016 12:06

Sounds like he's the one with the obsession.

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Marib96 12

Thursday 11 August 2016 11:50

Don't mean to be inquisitive but, why would you even want to do that?

1ronlady 24

Thursday 11 August 2016 15:52

Delete the call logs? Yea am wondering the same. Mine doesn't even go as far back as a month, not to mention 2 months

Eldslibo 20

Thursday 11 August 2016 12:00

xx000o 27

Thursday 11 August 2016 12:06

Sounds like he's the one with the obsession.

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