Health: Today, while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started...

By chinatownhobo - 08/04/2013 06:12 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctors and nurses would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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Adieu

By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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Towards the light

By Sure grandma, let's get you to bed - 15/10/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, my grandma miraculously survived a bout with pneumonia. She keeps saying, 'The Lord spoke to her' while she was comatose. While comatose, she had to be physically restrained because she would unconsciously mess with the medical equipment, and when she woke up, she was completely delirious. Yeah, no. FML

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By Ravhi Karia - 03/04/2015 13:41 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

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By Theslacker... - 09/11/2017 16:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, a number of people came to visit me in the hospital, including my grandparents. They called me "weak" and "a cowardly millennial" for going to the ER instead of sucking it up, and blamed me for rising healthcare costs. I had a compound fracture. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 16:07 - United States - San Leandro

Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 06:00

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2016 01:15 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML

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By nohair - 24/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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iarefatal 9

Monday 8 April 2013 12:05

Holy mother of God you can't be that ugly can you?

The_Thinker 18

Monday 8 April 2013 12:19

I'd already said FYL by the time I read "... a prayer group circled me,".

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iarefatal 9

Monday 8 April 2013 12:27

You should have started contorting your body and screaming like a demon was being exorcised from you.

Enslaved 36

Monday 8 April 2013 12:34

"Let me enlighten you This is the way I pray Living just isn't hard enough Burn me alive, inside Living my life's not hard enough Take everything away" Sorry I've been-- DISTURBED!:P

lonewolf621 17

Monday 8 April 2013 12:35

You should have told them may god heal ur screwed up brains

robotiick7 23

Monday 8 April 2013 12:39

If they ask for your name and number give them this number 876-9116(it'll dial it straight to 911)

lilhellian 26

Monday 8 April 2013 13:50

To bad when I googled the number it came up with stuff like: A liquor store, An organization, A persons house number, Something in Alabama.. But no cops..

sapphiregirly 11

Monday 8 April 2013 15:31

And even if it would dial straight to 911; don't you think they would've got something better to do with their time than to deal with these prank-calls? Like, you know, saving lives?

hopsinlove17 26

Monday 8 April 2013 20:06

I bet that's really your number. Do you need Jesus?

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 9 April 2013 2:12

Why would you waste 911's time just to get back at some inconsiderate religious people?

darwinism 30

Monday 8 April 2013 12:48

Start shaking hands with each member, and periodically scratch your face. Half way through say "I hope your prayers are heard and I am finally rid of this highly contageous disease".

NurseJonathan 9

Monday 8 April 2013 14:49

Darwinism. You might be their worst enemy.

homiwan 13

Monday 8 April 2013 12:49

claim to be a demon and threaten to punish them!

NurseJonathan 9

Monday 8 April 2013 15:18

Demons don't punish them. They possess them to make them do evil things. A.K.A. their excuse for doing wrong things. I'm just waiting for that FML saying a boyfriend/girlfriend cheated and claimed a demon made them do it.

whostolemylama 12

Monday 8 April 2013 12:54

Should have prayed right back and said for them to get a job.

Bibliovore 26

Monday 8 April 2013 14:32

Or simply from them to be delivered from ignorance, arrogance, and rudeness. And for OP to be delivered from theirs.

interesting33 36

Monday 8 April 2013 13:31

Why would they pray for you loudly and obviously without asking you first?

wvcheesehead1 9

Monday 8 April 2013 13:43

You must be pretty as a bowling shoe.

McNikk 15

Monday 8 April 2013 13:44

Did they seriously just assume that you had a disfigured face? Are you sure that someone at the hospital didn't tell them that you had a condition just to screw with you?

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 9 April 2013 2:16

Maybe OP does have a disfigured face, but wasn't at the hospital for that reason and it isn't something that can be cured. The point is that OP doesn't deserve to be made to feel ugly just because some assholes are so busy doing 'God's work' that they show no tact or consideration.