Today, when calling out of work, I was told by my boss that I was "full of shit" before he hung up. I actually am. I haven't pooped in almost four days. FML
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Of course out of all the FMLs I've submitted through the years - this is the one that went through. Anyway, I'm better now! On top of that, I got hit with the flu like a truck. No laxatives, stool softeners, magnesium, enemas, etc helped and between that circle of hell I ended up going to the ER. Ended up literally tearing myself a new one with an anal fissure. I've never been constipated before so this was awful. Oh also my first day back, our entire building was shut down and we all were laid off. Happy Holidays everyone!
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Ih8teenageangst 20
That's what Taco Bell is for.
trucker2 33
MiraLAX and then relax on the porcelain throne
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BananEnigma 24
....4 days is nothing. Try chronic constipation some time.
ImZakki 15
Try 8 days
Ih8teenageangst 20
That's what Taco Bell is for.