Today, we're right now at the police station because the iPhone...

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By Gone ballistic. - 13/05/2021 04:59

Today, we're right now at the police station because the iPhone 12 I bought to my father as a present was stolen by some piece o' shit. Needless to say, I bought it three hours ago. FML

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