Love: Today, was my wedding day. During the wedding, right after I... - FML

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By brokeupwithhim - 21/02/2016 07:19 - United States - Moorhead

Today, was my wedding day. During the wedding, right after I said my vows, it was his turn. All he said to me was "Same." FML

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