Love and Holidays: Today, my girlfriend went out on a date with someone else. We're...

By Anonymous - 27/02/2018 09:00 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend went out on a date with someone else. We're in Spain on a trip together, but apparently we're all done and she's seeing this person for the time we are here. I still have 10 more days. FML

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hugtrees13 16

Tuesday 27 February 2018 16:37

Enjoy your 10 days, take all your stuff and money- kick her out of the hotel and make her find her own place to stay/way home

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 February 2018 15:19

Find a new señorita!

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acmariner99 25

Thursday 1 March 2018 1:25

If able ... find a new lovely lady and put her in your (hopefully) exes seat on the flight home.

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