Money and Transportation: Today, I got robbed. They took my stereo and laptop, but they...

By Nessa - 18/02/2018 19:30 - New Zealand

Today, I got robbed. They took my stereo and laptop, but they left my car and a note that reads "Wtf is this?" FML

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kirby1964 20

Monday 19 February 2018 2:19

That is classic, I never heard of that before. I’m impressed with these guys. Sorry for your loss OP, the stuff you can replace. The bright side! You can get new stuff.

Slim87R 7

Monday 19 February 2018 2:48

Stick shift? Probably couldn't get it out of the spot. 😂

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Yudith 24

Tuesday 20 February 2018 12:56

Do you have those new self-driving cars with no steering wheel?

Takegami 22

Tuesday 20 February 2018 14:44

That that post-it to the police so if they can get fingerprints from it

Platinum1Vortex 4

Friday 23 February 2018 17:27

Lel got rekt noob

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