Miscellaneous: Today, the left side of my head has officially declared its independence....

By anonyme - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Grenoble

Today, the left side of my head has officially declared its independence. Half of my hair is now curly, the rest is totally flat. FML

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cina5 19

Wednesday 30 July 2014 14:53

Curl or straighten your hair so it matches

Kamon97 23

Wednesday 30 July 2014 14:55

Could be worse one half could be balding

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Nicole67192 2

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:55

girl I go through this every day >.

valmiranda 9

Wednesday 30 July 2014 20:37

Pull the strait part back to the side clip it and let the curly side show

BeastOfJupiter 7

Wednesday 30 July 2014 21:09

That could possibly indicate that you are a Chimera. It may be something interesting to look into, eh?

thesnowleopard 3

Wednesday 30 July 2014 21:20

Love how you worded this OP!

rabid_otaku 29

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:46

Welcome to the club.

Link/DD 13

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:57

I'm guessing it was like the American Civil War of hair

LeBoss2001 5

Thursday 31 July 2014 2:06

Ur in a hairy situation, huh?

tiger8255 13

Thursday 31 July 2014 3:05

Amhairican civil war.

ThatAmericanGirl 5

Thursday 31 July 2014 3:45

This is hilarious to us girls...

Lavakins1 13

Thursday 31 July 2014 4:58

Ok?

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