Love: Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that... - FML

By BadAssBandit897 - 23/02/2013 13:46 - Canada

Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML

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BadAssBandit897 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:04

Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:15

Well....no pressure.

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Saturday 23 February 2013 16:16

Get out while you can!

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Monday 23 February 2015 8:28

Restraining order anyone?

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