Miscellaneous: Today, Someone in the house hid the remote to the fans to save...

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By jazzyjay17 - 27/03/2016 12:10 - United States - Lake Worth

Today, Someone in the house hid the remote to the fans to save power AND the AC is broken so it's about 90 degrees in the house, so I went and bought a fan. This morning the knob was broken off my fan and hidden... FML

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