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By Onigori - 11/02/2016 04:14 - United States - Chicago
Today, on the bus ride home from school, some asswipe swiped my phone and ran. I dutifully called the police and waited outside in the wind and snow for two hours. Police never showed so now I'm phoneless and couldn't even file a report. FML