Today, my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion. I had to wear a badge that said, "Down and staying down" all day, opening myself up to a lot of weirdos winking at me or saying, "Oh yeah, I bet you are". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
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Top comments
frip_fml 9
Not the best choice of words, or did your boss choose them purposely?
HowieDoIt 21
Looks like that went south pretty quickly.
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Comments (102)
rugrats 2
you must be attractive. if u weren't (like me) ppl wouldn't even bother to look at you.
JLangel94 6
Don't you just love Coles. "Down down, prices are down"
Sh1btastic 4
Ahhhh Coles haha my Girlfriends sister works there
BEButterfly 13
Sue the company for causing so much sexual harassment!
Sencilia 14
You are always welcome to work for Woolies.
thefmlman2011 37
Do you work at Coles?
wtfdude12345 17
I had to do that, but... I had to wear a pair of pants with it over my dick... **** COLES.
Nicola McDonald 10
Good old Coles!