Intimacy, Health and Holidays: Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It... - FML

By ouchy - 15/09/2018 03:30 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her period, and the next five nights I had painful welts on my tip from the mess in my swim shorts. Ten days later, no sex. FML

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julfunky 29

Saturday 15 September 2018 3:41

Dear God, I hope you meant “the mesh” because otherwise... *shudders*

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Saturday 15 September 2018 4:29

I was literally over here thinking so hard about what "mess" you couldve possibly had in your pants to irritate your penis. sand perhaps? menstrual blood? ... then I realized you probably meant mesh.

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FloridaGirl03 5

Thursday 27 September 2018 7:50

Ok, first of all, your wife can't control her period. Second of all, I recommend that you see a doctor about the painful wounds on your tip

rylowsgirl 9

Tuesday 11 December 2018 20:58

Why would you not have sex because of her period? She is more sensitive down there and her hormones flooding can make the sex even better when PMSing. You are seriously missing out on a good time!

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