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Ashamed Brockville, Canada

Today, my sister suggested the best name she could choose for her child is Hashtag, because "her name would be so easy to spell: "#"." FML

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All the boys are going to call her "pound sign"

Proof that some people shouldn't have kids.

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Proof that some people shouldn't have kids.

Please prevent her from reproducing.

I knew a guy in college whose last name was "Numbers" and he'd put his name on homework and tests as "#s" that was, of course, before people (in the us anyways, terminology differs regionally) said hashtag for that symbol.

There's a big boss in my company with the surname Monney so he signs everything off with $

All the boys are going to call her "pound sign"

Points for creativity?

#shehasapoint

Are symbols even allowed when it comes to naming your baby? I'm heavily reminded of a news story where a couple in New Zealand were not allowed to legally name their baby 4Real because there was a number in his name. So they went with a totally normal name for him instead, Superman.

Maybe not, but you might be able to get around that "problem" with alt codes ?

Good lord, I hope the moron isn't already pregnant. I would feel so sorry for that kid that I actually would donate to a gofundme for a name change. That kid, and my mom's cousin Pepsi. Freaking morons, man.

That poor child.... That poor, poor child.

ohsnapword 21

F your life? More like F the kid's life.