Intimacy: Today. my new boyfriend made me watch a thing on sexual harassment.... - FML

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By dammitalltohell - 15/06/2016 18:00 - Canada - New Liskeard

Today. my new boyfriend made me watch a thing on sexual harassment. He claims that my constantly wanting sex is most definitely sexual harassment. Great. FML

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SkullsRules1 26

Thursday 16 June 2016 9:59

If you're forcing or pressuring him to have sex constantly and its making him uncomfortable, then yes its harrasment. Either way you two need to talk about this.

KodiakVale 10

Thursday 16 June 2016 12:33

Goddamnit, why can't I find a gal like this

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SkullsRules1 26

Thursday 16 June 2016 9:59

If you're forcing or pressuring him to have sex constantly and its making him uncomfortable, then yes its harrasment. Either way you two need to talk about this.

I_Like_Boobs 14

Thursday 16 June 2016 10:43

lol, you should offer him some "sexual healing"

KodiakVale 10

Thursday 16 June 2016 12:33

Goddamnit, why can't I find a gal like this

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