Intimacy: Today my nephew, who is 8, used my computer. He went on my email...

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By worstkitty - 23/02/2016 00:23 - United States - Palmdale

Today my nephew, who is 8, used my computer. He went on my email and saw a confirmation email for a vibrator purchase. He then proceeded to ask my sister in law what that was and why I was buying it. I don't think shes too happy with me. FML

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