Today, my mother decided to sleep in my brother's room (adjacent... - FML

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By "KeepOnTruckin'" - 06/07/2019 23:24 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my mother decided to sleep in my brother's room (adjacent to mine with a thin wall between) while he was away, in order to get away from my snoring stepfather. Tonight was also the night my body decided to have its first, apparently very vocal, nocturnal emission. FML

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