Miscellaneous: Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police,... - FML

By MarissaKayleen - 12/08/2013 10:06 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML

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MarissaKayleen 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 8:11

Haha! I love the comments! I just want to let everyone know, I am not making fun of him or bashing him. I love how he is taking this situation. He seriously is the best :)

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randm_dude 9

Monday 12 August 2013 16:14

He is out to embarass you, quite elementary Watson.

jessicaf10 7

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:00

Will smith But OP has really cool dad as well

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jlaginski 10

Monday 12 August 2013 16:24

Cooler than being Batman and Robin?

dixydarlin89 5

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:09

Never

perdix 29

Monday 12 August 2013 16:25

Do you have to be the stuffy, old English bloke Watson, or can you be the hot Lucy Liu Watson? If it's the latter, let your dad be and enjoy the attention from the dudes with Asian chick fetishes.

ImmaBabyGoat 13

Monday 12 August 2013 17:28

Or perhaps is he Martin Freeman and part Hobbit?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 12 August 2013 16:35

Ask your dad what school he just graduated from.

Mimorie17 12

Monday 12 August 2013 16:36

Your dad seems quite fun lol. Just go along with it.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 12 August 2013 16:37

The trauma from the break-in caused him to develop split personalities...

SlapAndTickle 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:03

Or her is goofing around so his daughter doesn't get stressed out and worried about another break-in or think about the stuff that might have happened if she was home.

SlapAndTickle 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:03

Or he is goofing around so his daughter doesn't get stressed out and worried about another break-in or think about the stuff that might have happened if she was home.

SlapAndTickle 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:52

I hate my ******* phone today.

onlymytwocents 9

Monday 12 August 2013 16:38

I'd say he's making a joke so instead of being terrified that your house was broken into. You're laughing and making fun of him online

Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 12 August 2013 16:39

Your dad sounds awesome, maybe it's a way for him to cope with what happened.

CanyonRose 16

Monday 12 August 2013 16:45

Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock, the stupid American Sherlock, or Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock?

slap_u_much 6

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:41

I just asked that lol

PaigeLeeAnn11 23

Monday 12 August 2013 16:47

At least he has a sense of humor about all of it.

sweetbliss3 37

Monday 12 August 2013 16:48

that's awesome. your dad is hilarious

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