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By anonymous - 21/06/2016 20:49 - United States - American Fork

Today, my girlfriends jealousy issues got so out of control that she accused me of cheating on her while I was at work. She was at work too, with me. At my parents family owned business. FML.
I agree, your life sucks 227
You deserved it 16

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She needs to go before she takes over your entire life, sips from the juices of your soul, and eventually devours your genitalia like the succubus she is. Sometimes trying to hold onto something you know isn't good for you, only makes the situation worse. And it seems she's not only involved with you, but your family, in a professional environment... Imagine how awful it would be if she put your parents business in jeopardy because she can't contain her incredibly irrational emotions. I don't think I'd be able to forgive myself for that.

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She needs to go before she takes over your entire life, sips from the juices of your soul, and eventually devours your genitalia like the succubus she is. Sometimes trying to hold onto something you know isn't good for you, only makes the situation worse. And it seems she's not only involved with you, but your family, in a professional environment... Imagine how awful it would be if she put your parents business in jeopardy because she can't contain her incredibly irrational emotions. I don't think I'd be able to forgive myself for that.

INCEST!!!! Does she really think you're cheating on her with family....?