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By Anonymous - 26/11/2019 07:17

Today, my girlfriend googled what the lyrics for "Watermelon Sugar" actually mean. Her first reaction was "Ohhh", followed by thr question "does it really taste like strawberries?".. I did not know how to react. FML

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JackFaire 27

Wednesday 4 December 2019 8:51

Today your girlfriend found out she was dating an idiot who thinks everyone can listen to a song and assume it's about sex. Seriously there are only two places in the entire song that make it clear it's about sex and that's the two mentions of belly. I mean hell dude I didn't know Brick by Ben Folds Five was about abortion until I was 22. Songs are vague for a bloody reason.

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JackFaire 27

Wednesday 4 December 2019 8:51

Today your girlfriend found out she was dating an idiot who thinks everyone can listen to a song and assume it's about sex. Seriously there are only two places in the entire song that make it clear it's about sex and that's the two mentions of belly. I mean hell dude I didn't know Brick by Ben Folds Five was about abortion until I was 22. Songs are vague for a bloody reason.

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