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By 2MonthsLeft - 23/02/2016 18:48 - United States - Bronx

Today, my fiance called me to tell me that he had been "harmlessly flirting" with a woman he sees regularly while working under a fake name, that his "friends" had over played up how much he liked her and now she knew his real name and might contact me. I'm 7 months pregnant and heartbroken. FML

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