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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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13?.... damn....

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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what a ****. I bet she's fugly too

Ok, sex is not something you go around doing with people. when I have sex for the first time, it will be when I'm married or with someone I know I want to spend the rest of my life with. having sex at that early of an age is slutty and whorish. and I'm only 14... ya I want to do it but I'm mature enough to realize the meaning of sex.

I'm 14. me and my gf are waiting till after high school.

shoulda seen that coming!!!

if that were true i would kick her out of your house

People should wait to have sex until they are old enough to fully understand and be able to deal with the possible consequences of sex: pregnancy, STDs, etc. A good time can completely ruin your life if you are not careful and jumping at the chance of ******* someone the first chance you get because that'll make you a Demi-god in the eyes of your friends for having sex first is not being careful. If you want to **** before you have learned any real kind of responsibility (driving or having a job) can't stop you but I think you are a moron.

ydi for being a bad parent

reallymily 0

there is another one just like this. I say FAKEE

letschat6 5

First of all, why would the dumb bitch tell her own mother!? I'm fifteen and I lost my virginity last month. My parents are NEVER finding out. >.>