Miscellaneous: Today, my cat keeps staring at my closed guest bedroom door,... - FML

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By non - 19/07/2016 07:08

Today, my cat keeps staring at my closed guest bedroom door, but I didn't think anything of it. When I went to go to sleep that night, a loud bang came from the room. The door hasn't been opened in a year. FML

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gunner1579 25

Wednesday 20 July 2016 3:20

That's horrifying. Get out of your house. Cats can sense supernatural stuff like that

Infamous_Pickle 21

Wednesday 20 July 2016 2:13

Run.

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Wednesday 20 July 2016 2:13

Run.

gunner1579 25

Wednesday 20 July 2016 3:20

That's horrifying. Get out of your house. Cats can sense supernatural stuff like that

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:03

Something might have just got knocked over. I wouldn't think much of it.

silverwolffox 8

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:48

How would something get knocked over if the door hasn't been opened in that long and so nothing could have gotten in that way..

wuld 5

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:28

it's probably a mouse

Sharkieee 6

Wednesday 20 July 2016 13:18

Soooo what was it?

JadynHunter 19

Wednesday 20 July 2016 13:40

This FML needs a follow up I can imagine how creepy that would be.

satandabs 10

Thursday 21 July 2016 23:44

^^^

TheNotSoGoodDay 10

Tuesday 26 July 2016 16:47

chances are, someone is living in your house, either homeless or serial killer.

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:25

Never doubt the cats. Whether an animal, person, or (paranormal, as suggested by other commenters) other, investigate. Preferably while armed in some manner.

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