Today my boyfriend had medicine for an ingrown hair on his crotch.... - FML

Content almost refused by staff

By Strawnana - 17/01/2017 19:40 - United States - Annapolis

Today my boyfriend had medicine for an ingrown hair on his crotch. It made him photosensitive. He thought if he went outside he'd burn up like a vampire. I thought he was kidding so I opened the curtains, he ran into the bathroom and locked the door to protect himself from the sun. FML

agreeclassic 207

vote type 1 31

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…

Previous FML Next FML

TOP COMMENTS

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 24 January 2017 20:56

Medication for a single hair on his crotch causes that many side effects??

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 24 January 2017 15:46

"There's melanoma out there, Mr. Smith!"

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 24 January 2017 15:46

"There's melanoma out there, Mr. Smith!"

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 24 January 2017 20:56

Medication for a single hair on his crotch causes that many side effects??

tash901 31

Wednesday 25 January 2017 10:19

Unfortunately some medications will have sever side effects on some people and the side effects can very in seriousness and they have a wide range of them as well.

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Intimacy Suspicious Sex Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Top

Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML

agreeclassic 31 735

vote type 1 3 438

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML

agreeclassic 26 310

vote type 1 5 730

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

agreeclassic 47 909

vote type 1 4 047

Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML

agreeclassic 83

vote type 1 1 234

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

agreeclassic 405

vote type 1 179

Today, my son and daughter-in-law are both going to jail for the same crime. I’m recently retired but I’m now stuck raising their bratty 15 year-old and their new baby, who’s less than a year old. I’m nearly 70 years-old, I can’t do this shit anymore. I certainly can’t afford it on a pension. FML

agreeclassic 1 111

vote type 1 123