This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, like any other day, I am married to a narcissist who doesn't have a job and never makes any efforts as a father or a husband yet continuously has new and new expectations, requirements and remarks for the way I should behave around him and pouts like a schoolgirl when I fail to deliver. FML