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By so incredibly single - 14/12/2016 07:54 - United States - King George

Today, I wrote a note to myself where I whined about how much I hate being single and how much I wish I had a boyfriend. Then I realized that maybe if I wasn't a weirdo who wrote whiny notes to myself, I might have one. FML

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starlessguy 14

Thursday 15 December 2016 2:37

Could have been bad. created my username when I was too tired to think. high five to being single. Wait no high five. OK then. Walk of shame...

GhostFox 33

Friday 16 December 2016 7:11

... Uhm. You've been unconsciously using a common and supported therapy method suggested by many people in the psychology and psychiatry field. That said, some of the thins in our comment indicate you should maybe talk to a doctor about those feelings.

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starlessguy 14

Thursday 15 December 2016 2:37

Could have been bad. created my username when I was too tired to think. high five to being single. Wait no high five. OK then. Walk of shame...

GhostFox 33

Friday 16 December 2016 7:11

... Uhm. You've been unconsciously using a common and supported therapy method suggested by many people in the psychology and psychiatry field. That said, some of the thins in our comment indicate you should maybe talk to a doctor about those feelings.

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