Today I woke up at the same time I always do to go to school.... - FML

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By walterwhite16d - 13/11/2019 15:57

Today I woke up at the same time I always do to go to school. It had been snowing all night and around 23 degrees, I didn't realize school had been cancelled. My parents who knew school was cancelled drive me all the way to school and let me find out the hard way. I sat there and tried opening the doors for 30 minutes until a teacher came out from her teacher meeting and told me school was cancelled. FML

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user53658 15

Thursday 14 November 2019 14:14

And yet your parent wonder why you have trust issues..

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user53658 15

Thursday 14 November 2019 14:14

And yet your parent wonder why you have trust issues..

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