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By DiamondAddict - 14/05/2016 03:31 - United States - Denison

Today, I was with my mother. On the way, a car full of younger boys pulled up on my side of the window. Instantly I look over and see some of the most beautiful boys. They were whistling, waving, and smiling. I waved back and smiled.. until I realized they were looking directly at my mother.

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