Work: Today I was wearing boxers that had hamburger print on them....

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 18:42 - United States

Today I was wearing boxers that had hamburger print on them. At some point in the day unbeknownst to me I ripped the ass out of my jeans, exposing my burgers for everyone to see. I had no idea till I got home from work. FML.

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