Transportation: Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly... - FML

By rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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Casualt1234 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:52

WOW OMG LET'S TYPE IN ALL CAPS ABOUT USELESS OPINIONS

neverland_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:04

That so sucks. I hate it when nice people have bad things happen to them. Let's hope you get a good break soon for your deed. :)

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Atomic_Tangerine 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:37

If you read Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal you'd get it. I know it doesn't exactly follow the FML story... but if you don't like it don't read past the meteor part. ha ha Problem Solved.

canulickteeth 0

Friday 10 July 2009 8:55

what was the point of all the useless crap about hell and church

Fop 6

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:14

Bad comic. Should've stopped at "What a day" without the meteor.

MRxMAGICx 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:07

was that Louis CK stealing the bike?

MaranDoll 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:32

Hahahahahaha, I love SMBC so much. Go Zach. Some people have no sense of humor :D

pathetictwin 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:09

that sucked.

TNT123 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 7:17

cartoon wasn't related to the fml

redblueviolet 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:19

The cartoon is really bad. The artwork was nice, but nothing else really made sense, and the main FML in the comic is different from the one in the actual FML. But OP - that really sucks. At least you did a good deed.

cactus_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:51

Wtf did the last eleven panels have to do with anything? Ahahahahaha wow.

pezxo6 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:13

not only did it have nothing to do with the fml, it just plain sucked.

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