Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got... - FML

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:29

I agree. You need to unbitch yourself. Ready.... set... go.... However, I agree, you have to be a pretty big bitch to not realize people take pictures of their families all the time in public. It's damn near common sense that when you see someone with a camera, you move out the way.

Kyothine 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:00

Lol.

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TheRefrigerator 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 0:14

HAHA FAIL!!! u get wat u deserve!

alival 12

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:35

Ur a bitch. What the **** is your problem

elliee2llie 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:19

That doesn't meAn your life sucks! It was just a bad day! Don't be such a downer

obsessional17 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:35

Her ego so needed that.

Cherishlynn 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:22

Smh

chels1994 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:52

good for ya. quit being a bitch.

HellOnWheels357 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:17

HA! you SO had that coming!!!

missalice0306 19

Sunday 13 November 2011 0:51

Words cannot explain how much you deserved that

VoodooPriestess 16

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:05

I once was walking down an empty hall with a camera trying to take a picture. As I did two girls walked by and started whispering about how I had just taken her picture. I felt like a stalker. but yeah.

BayleeWasHere 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 1:25

EPIC!!! LOL!! LOVE IT!!!!! xD

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