Holidays: Today, I was visiting a magnificent Taoïst Temple in China all... - FML

By L'hommeCultivé - 07/05/2015 06:59 - China - Beijing

Today, I was visiting a magnificent Taoïst Temple in China all while eating an apple. After few galleries, I got to the giant statue in the center of the temple where people were praying. I saw a trash can so I threw my apple away. When I saw everyone giving me the death stare, I figured out that it was the donations box. FML

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Bismuth92 11

Friday 29 April 2016 14:34

You probably shouldn't have been eating in the temple in the first place.

Mauskau 35

Friday 29 April 2016 14:23

Usually they look very different and are labelled. If it wasn't then that's their fault, you were only trying to help the starving.

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Chris_1163187222 15

Saturday 3 February 2018 18:34

Lucky.. people been jailed for less

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