Today i was talking to a teen Customer im pretty close too and... - FML

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By Suckysandy - 03/11/2017 07:48

Today i was talking to a teen Customer im pretty close too and brought up that i am unmarried living with my bf of 7 years. I thought it was no big deal and said as much. I forgot i live in the south. I got a complaint issued. FML.

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interesting33 36

Sunday 5 November 2017 23:50

why would they complain? on what grounds?

crims0nangel 16

Monday 6 November 2017 4:05

Seriously? I am wondering the same thing. Im confused as the what living in the south has to do with this. I live in the south and only super religious people said anything about me living with someone. Those types are everywhere.

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Mynxie 26

Sunday 5 November 2017 21:14

Why would you tell such things to a customer, let alone a teen customer?

crims0nangel 16

Monday 6 November 2017 4:05

Seriously? I am wondering the same thing. Im confused as the what living in the south has to do with this. I live in the south and only super religious people said anything about me living with someone. Those types are everywhere.

interesting33 36

Sunday 5 November 2017 23:50

why would they complain? on what grounds?

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