Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in my last class of the day, after being... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/03/2017 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was sitting in my last class of the day, after being on campus for 8 hours, when I glanced down and noticed I was wearing two different colored flip flops. I'd given two class presentations and had a meeting with my conducting professor. FML

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Onigori 14

Tuesday 28 March 2017 6:29

Hi there, OP here. The meeting was impromptu and sprung on me last minute, so I had no control over that. As for the presentations, they weren't huge ones so I wasn't expected to dress up at all, but I would have liked to at least wear matching shoes.

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bananarama619 3

Tuesday 28 March 2017 5:07

Considering that giving presentations and going to meetings in flip flops is already unprofessional, I don't think it's the mismatched colours that make you deserve this.

eleana3 7

Tuesday 28 March 2017 3:04

Gave 2 presentations in flip flops?...

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readingrachel 9

Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:08

I doubt anyone has been looking at your feet all day; unless they have a foot fetish

thisisthestupid 18

Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:39

I used to do that on purpose when I was in middle school

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