Love: Today, I was shopping with my mom. In one of the shops I noticed... - FML

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By Dolores420 - 09/05/2016 14:24 - United Kingdom - Derry

Today, I was shopping with my mom. In one of the shops I noticed a handsome looking guy staring and smiling at me so I smiled back and said Hi. After that my mom came up to me and whispered to my ear "he's your cousin..." (He didn't know either, until he saw my mom.) FML

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KyoshiroT 32

Tuesday 10 May 2016 7:56

I know how you feel, but hey, at least you know for future reference!

musdesimd 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 3:53

Just like that ad, priceline?

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musdesimd 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 3:53

Just like that ad, priceline?

KyoshiroT 32

Tuesday 10 May 2016 7:56

I know how you feel, but hey, at least you know for future reference!

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 10 May 2016 13:44

People tend to be attracted to people who look similar to themselves and their family. Unfortunate biological quirk in humans, not really something you can help.

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