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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 15:21 - India - Bangalore

Today, i was running after my college bus because it had just pulled out from the stop near my house. After chasing it for some distance, the driver noticed me. He grinned and gave me a thumbs up. Relieved, i slowed down a bit thinking he'd pull over. Still grinning, he sped up instead. FML.

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