Today, I was putting on my underwear and felt them wet and cold....

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 18:21

Today, I was putting on my underwear and felt them wet and cold. As an orrible stink reached my nose I realized my male young cat had pissed in 'em. Guess he won a free ticket to the vet to lose his masculinity. FML

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