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By lopsided mess - 31/03/2016 13:44 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I was playing soccer with my family and some family friends. When they all started laughing because a silicon bra filler fell out of my bra onto the ground. I'm sure over half were thinking I stuff, but I have one breast significantly bigger than the other. FML...

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