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By wil1029 - 12/07/2016 15:27 - Canada - Brandon

Today, I was on my friends dock laughing about how it would be funny if one of them fell in because we all had our phones on us. When I went to turn around my foot slipped off and I ended up going head first into the water in all my clothes. My friends were laughing and my phone was done for.

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