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By AnonModel - 20/01/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane from NY to London for work. The 55 year old guy sitting next to me would not stop hitting on me even after I told him I was only 17 and also had a boyfriend. I then tried to fake sleep hoping he would stop talking but apparently that's just an invitation to grope my leg. FML

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