Money: Today, I was heading to the bank with my lawn mowing cash when... - FML

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By scriph - 18/07/2016 18:29 - United States - Wagoner

Today, I was heading to the bank with my lawn mowing cash when a guy stole all $300 of it. My parents said I deserved it for not telling them how much I had. Last time I did they took 90% of it. FML

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sohigh10 34

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:48

Wow, nice going from your parents. How much is your child's trust and honesty worth? Apparently about 270 dollars to them.

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:35

Plastic bag in the sock. If you get mugged again, turn out your empty pockets. The money is safe in the sock. Hell. Do the same to your parents. Tell them you got mugged again, turn out your empty pockets. Sorry for the crap situation, though. Hope the tip helps!

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sohigh10 34

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:48

Wow, nice going from your parents. How much is your child's trust and honesty worth? Apparently about 270 dollars to them.

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:35

Plastic bag in the sock. If you get mugged again, turn out your empty pockets. The money is safe in the sock. Hell. Do the same to your parents. Tell them you got mugged again, turn out your empty pockets. Sorry for the crap situation, though. Hope the tip helps!

scriph 12

Thursday 28 July 2016 6:47

No really, I had $280 last time and they look $260 of it.

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